corriere della serqa

Tafu li t-tant mahbubin AirMalta waqfu jsqassmu l-gazzetti fuq l-ajruplan? Cost cutting exercise jghidu ir-rapprezentanti tal-linja ta' l-ajru. Porkerija u hnizrija denja tal-Jolly Bacon tal-Mosta nghid jien.

Tajba din; biex nigi Malta jien inhallas daqs kemm hallset habiba tieghi biex marret Toronto minn Brussel u huma jnehhuli l-gost li naqra l-Malta Today ("Malta taz-zobb u kull ma hawn fiha taz-zobb"), it-Times ("esteemed reader our English has not evolved from Strickland's era and our articles are as interesting as watching a tabby piss. In slow motion. We apologise for this inconvenience"), L-Indipendent ("uhhhh...") u jekk trid turi lill-Ewrokrati Maltin fuq l-ajruplan mieghek x'int itlob ghan-Nazzjon jew l-Orrizont.

Cost cutting orrajt imma xorta hemm wisq staff fuq l-ajruplan... purser, li tqassam id-drinks u l-ikel u 4 ohra li ma kontx naf x'kienu qed jghamlu imma mil-movimenti taghhom nassumi li almenu tnejn minnhom huma plejer tac-cess u ghalliema tal-volleyball.

Gazzetta tiswa 20c jew inqas - jien hallast kwazi 300 Ewro ghal biljett. Kemm il-Qaddisa Marija ta' Katalunja intom qammiela?

Qieghed Malta bhalissa u daqt ser nikteb kelmtejn dwar il-post u x'qed inhoss hawn - min qieghed jistenna post mimlija hdura u tgergir ser ikun dizappuntat...